I think you meant ‘Ed Gillespie’ rather than ‘Ralph Northam’ in the 2nd to last paragraph. The way you have it sounds like Northam ran the racist ads.

you think you kid. I had a minor procedure at the ER. They said they wanted to put me into ‘twilight’.....

Yeah. I gotta agree. I will grant that Planet Terror has the indelible image of Rose McGowan with a machine gun leg, and that alone makes it worthwhile, but Deathproof works better as a whole, Kurt Russell hits EXACTLY the right notes, and Zoe Bell all on her own is often worth watching. But the ending is so perfectly…

I did the same thing once, only it was a screening of Hobo With A Shotgun.

You have to start *very* slowly with edibles. I imagine a transpacific flight might not be the best environment to enter that OMG I MAY NEVER BE NOT STONED AGAIN mindset that comes with overconsumption, but thankfully, the worst that will happen physically is you’ll feel awful and barf a couple times. But a couple of…

Ambien and a weed cookie can get you to from LA to Sydney with ZERO worries.

“Extra pickles, please...”

A dead one.

Now as a parent, I would be forced to tell my child “You want to choose the people you look up to carefully. Be like that nice man who calls named himself after a serial killer. He knows how to treat people with respect, unlike that vulgar idiot who just howls like a monkey who’s president.”

For whatever weird reason, I never managed to pick up Transmetropolitan, despite it seeming to be right up my alley (esp. back in the day) and many many people whose tastes align with mine urging me to do so.

As an abject lover of Thompson’s work, admirer of Gilliam’s ‘Fear and Loathing’, and as one that can even see the charm in “Where the Buffalo Roam” (Bill Murray as Thompson was pretty damned inspired at the time), NO NO NO NO NO.

Not out of nowhere. He was already famous for being kicked off the bench by refusing a higher courts order to remove a Ten Commandments monument from his courthouse. Then he was reinstalled to another state court (state supreme court, possibly?) and was kicked off THAT for refusing to enforce gay marriage and saying…

Add an extra $5-7 onto base ticket price, minimum.

You know, honey, that 50's Beat vibe will be an easier sell if you camp it up a little. At least spring for the black turtlenecks and tiny round glasses. I mean, you were THERE, right?

She is, and forever will be, Honey Bunny.

> And I adore Martha Plimpton. As an actress and person.

She’s Mike Huckabee’s daughter. She comes by her lying and her ability to believe bullshit honestly.

She does not literally transform into a dog. She has a psychotic break and begins ACTING like a dog, retreating to the basement, crawling on all fours, eating from a bowl, etc.

I got to see this on the festival circuit. It *sounds* exploitive and trashy but it really, truly isn’t. Palka isn’t seen much in the trailer and isn’t seen much in the film, honestly. She keeps herself largely offscreen, and when she does put the camera on her, it’s in such a way as to not be voyeuristically…

I’d be pissed too. But the point stands. Naziboy paid his fee like anyone else, so he gets to rent the place. If UF were private they could tell him to pound sand. But it isn’t, so they can’t. Probably because the old preacher from Poltergeist 2 Gov. Scott ordered the UF to be profitable or something, and also so they…