Don't you mean, "so cleaver"?

Someone is actually highlighting the tabloids, like they're doing proper research.

I used to just turn it off after the croquet match. My Mom made me promise so she wouldn't have to deal with the night terrors. I SO loved the first half though.

You mean, the scariest movie of all time!!!!!!!!

Still holding out hope for men's bikini volleyball.

Jory recommends this.

Dat ass

For Dinner with bitchy mother-in-law – Old Fashioned

So let me get this straight... You and your boyfriend live 3000 miles away from each other yet you still take the time to wear matching running outfits? Now that's what I call commitment.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT BLOG POST IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET

From the side, I thought it was ok. From the front, YOWZA, NOT OK.

I don't know why but my favorite part is "And now it's a whole thing with Jean..."

You had me at X-files on VHS

PEOPLE, DO YOU EVEN JON HAMM?

Forget it? I HAVE IT TATTOOED ON MY SOUL.

What team?

I'm embarrassed for my former university for this (1) shallow show of patriotism and (2) horrible, horrible execution. Blood splattered jerseys. Is this suppose to be the most ironic tribute ever?