Read this initially as “The Germanphobe’s Guide to Airplane Travel.” Quatsch!

Leave. Richard. Alone.

If you are using more than three ingredients for your happy hour drink, you are doing it wrong.

Seriously the best think I have read about this ad scandal. My favorite line: “This must have been aimed at convincing people that this large corporation in fact has a solid grip on reality—it must have—which is why their decision to use these particular words is so... incredible.”

The point is that in London, everyone is AWARE that there are two lanes. In the US, you get people (usually tourists) who stand side by side blocking everyone. THAT is infuriating.

The way he frolics around the field is priceless.

Cheetos with Lemon, usually paired with a cava/prosecco.

As someone who is from South OC (no, I don’t live there anymore), I want to state something very important: this is for reals. This guy is for reals. I know you don’t think that this can be a true statement, but it is. That is all.

“actually Maeve. That’s right, Maeve exercised the show’s first act of free will when she chose to exit the train instead of continuing on her pre-programmed mission of “Mainland Infiltration.”

“ Wait, is that basically a Black Eyed Peas video? Please advise.”

This comment reminds me of the old Gawker. Thank you!

I should have filed a complaint against Lady Gaga for her glamorous amateurishness. I mean look at that gif. It’s highly produced, no doubt. But it is also so unpolished. She offends my aesthetic sensibilities. FCC, take note!

Thanks very much for this. Also, all of this was openly discussed well before Nov. 8, but it wasn’t really picked up as a story. I’m not sure why.

It is easy to write a bunch of shows if you are interested only in EFFECTS and not in substance. Every episode of a Ryan Murphy show (OJ not included) is a series of arbitrary turns that are so dizzying you kind of feel like you got somewhere but actually you just went around the block. At 90 MPH, then 5, then 75, the…

No. I can attest to the fact that drinking Manhattans at a very fast pace does NOT burn serious calories. :(

“which makes me question both their tastebuds and their morals.”

Can we talk about the fact that Arrested Development storylines become the basis for the actors’ future careers? Like, end of Season 4, George Bluth is transitioning to female with hormones, and then he works on “Transparent.” Lindsey at the end of season 4 has become a ruthless Republican politician (see her role on…

These looks are evil. Remember 2002, American Idol was destroying our brains, Bush was destroying American democracy, and the “Romantic” look was aggressively destroying all sense of beauty in fashion? This is that look. This is Post-9-11 Bush fascist-nostalgia. Nothing more, nothing less.