“you’d expect a philosophy professor or a historian at a university to be wearing.”

bravo

I saw two people freely protesting. Where is the restriction?

It raises all kinds of questions, most notably about Grace Jones’ desire for these images. The video is TRULY critical. Katy Perry’s video is just the opposite. It is anti-criticality masquerading as self-awareness.

I don’t think it has to be relatable, does it? I mean, if I were to tell you a story about being abducted and being probed anally by aliens, this is both a familiar trope and novel enough to be worth understanding, n’est-ce pas? People don’t need to have experienced something to be interested in it. They just need to…

The most cynical thing you can do is to allegorize your own terribleness and also act like this is a critical and self-aware action. Extra points to Katy for jumping on the whole dystopia bandwagon brought about by Trump and co. Congrats to Katy Perry, the most cynical human being on Earth.

HOTTER TAKE: You aren’t actually forced to listen!

Katy is the reactionary version of this:

How come in the non-animated version no one has a British accent, but here they do?

“certain people of certain genders”

“I mean, I don’t blame them. If I wasn’t me, I’d want to be me, too.”

I was under the impression that these two things were not, in any way, mutually exclusive.

“Because the current administration is operating like a bad Scandal spec script” Wow. You hit the nail on the head. It is hysterical, and even for TV, implausibly incompentent.

Just go to the sit down restaurant and have a nice burger. Yes, it is expensive. But really not much more than the crappy sandwich. And you can have some wine with your burger. It is worth it.

Colin’s Mr. Darcy is a pre-daddy daddy. If you like daddies, you get it.

What if this was announced so that we don’t pay attention to the Flynn resignation?

“If you don’t eat eggs, or the idea of adding a raw egg to a drink makes you gag” then you are too precious to drink. Just don’t worry about cocktails. End of article. (I also think eggs are weird but cmon, there are so many cocktails that don’t have egg. Order one of those.)

Once my multi-million dollar deal is in jeopardy, let me say in no uncertain terms: I was just joking and I don’t really think like a Neo-Nazi (but if they like me too, hey, why is that my problem?)

Also the last year of the human race, so well-timed retirement, O Queen.

“influenced by an almost pathological desire to be knighted, which is what I presume most of our personal email accounts would reveal if suddenly made public.”