1. On planet Baldy.

“If you don’t eat eggs, or the idea of adding a raw egg to a drink makes you gag” then you are too precious to drink. Just don’t worry about cocktails. End of article. (I also think eggs are weird but cmon, there are so many cocktails that don’t have egg. Order one of those.)

Once my multi-million dollar deal is in jeopardy, let me say in no uncertain terms: I was just joking and I don’t really think like a Neo-Nazi (but if they like me too, hey, why is that my problem?)

Also the last year of the human race, so well-timed retirement, O Queen.

“influenced by an almost pathological desire to be knighted, which is what I presume most of our personal email accounts would reveal if suddenly made public.”

I was LITERALLY just thinking about Charlie the Tuna yesterday and about how no one today would understand that he’s supposed to be a beatnik.

BINGO.

Well, it puts certain homophobic and misogynistic attitudes in a different light.

I was raised as an evangelical Christian. I am gay. It had never occurred to me that this idiot, Pence, might actually be gay. Until I heard him speak in an un-coached enviroment (he must have been so coached for the one VP debate.) And he struck me, as a gay man, as a total fudgepacking, cocksucking, dorothy-loving,…

So I heard him speak today on the shows outside of the context of Vice presidential debate...and is it me, or does he seem a bit “light in the loafers?” #sogay

Masterful...in what way precisely? As far as I can tell, from a film editor point of view it is masterful. Or “sharp dialogue” point of view. But it isn’t actually, “masterful.” It doesn’t add up to anything.

You are totally right that I took the hot take tone. And I should not be forgiven for it. But I’m going to throw the ball back in your court. What is “good” about the film? What does it do that couldn’t or hasn’t been done on TV?

Counterpoint: 20 years ago, this would have been an NBC movie of the week. Really, the slickness is the slickness of TV. This movie eliminated the difference between TV and movies, and now we all watch Netflix and Amazon instead of going to the movies. It is good because it changed how we saw TV. That’s all.

Is that what she looks like?

The letters in his name, when rearranged, spell “Cursing Hole” so take that as you may.

“Eh, I don’t mind the “two accounts” thing. I’ve got like, three or four I juggle for different purposes.”

These three outfits remind me of the number “You Gotta Get a Gimmick” from Gypsy.

I don’t think you realize who looks pathetic here. It isn’t Eve. (Hint: It’s Trump. I always give home schooled kids a hint.)

It’s precisely because narcissists don’t have a sense of themselves that they seek attention from others.

Et tu, Shelley Winters?