GOsh, really works out for those people who were going to be sued for 36 million. #luckybreak

Good thing that social media doesn’t decide innocence or guilt. RATIONAL people are upset because he didn’t get a fair trial.

More LEGO explanations! Please!

Hey HyperboleJoe,

I guess I have unusual testicular fortitude.

You already have.

I was really surprised when I saw the Amy special because this joke came on at the beginning and it is such a TRADEMARK Wendy Liebman joke. One doesn’t have to go to the Ziggy archive to figure that one out. But then seeing the Patrice JOKES (not joke) in the same special...It confirms what I always felt about her.…

As someone with dick and balls, I’ve never understood the obsession with fear surround injury to this area. They hang down. They aren’t really that vulnerable. And to the extent that they are in sports, well...you wear a cup (as this person did.) Injury to my eye would be my more painful. Or to my head. Or even to the…

“Obviously, she should be in there instead of Finn.”

First off, I COMPLETELY agree with your wife.

But is it true that fashionable people used to wear onions on their belts?

Netflix and chill meant “Netflix and sexytimes”,

I will admit that I JUST heard of this term “Mary Sue” for the first time reading this article. IF “Mary Sue” means extraordinarily capable female protagonist, that’s just a kind of misogyny that arises out of self-hatred. But if “Mary Sue” means a meta-narratival device, where the reader is told that this tale is…

Almost scene for scene.

“Was Karl Marx a Satanist?”

I hear that she went to Harvard. Anyone know if that’s true? Because I Harvard that she went to Harvard. Harvard.

“The chest puffs. The pelvic thrusts. The arrogant struts and the ‘in your face’”

His head in real life is SHAPED LIKE LINUS’S HEAD!

Wait- so are the tweets for real? Because that makes it funny for me. Someone took the time to tweet about imaginary characters. And so someone took even more time to dress up as the character, just to show how ridiculous tweeting about fake people really is.

How do we know that clicking the Amazon link doesn’t put us on some Scientology watchlist???