you know who says shit like that? guys who have never been laid. like these 19 year boys with dad bods. not the hot kind. the unfuckable kind.

Blade Runner.

As far as I can tell, Gawker is just reporting what is going on. There is no “Horah! This is great!” In fact, you might say that reporting this story HELPS people whose data has been compromised. I know that when credit card info was hacked by Target, I was HAPPY that Gawker reported about it. Because then I knew…

Sorry about your small penis. :/

Wack.

That Taylor Swift video looks like a high school rally where girls are dancing to Beyonce.

Wait, she MISSES JOE???? I thought that they were divorcing? Because Joe is shamelessly hanging out with some young chick? Was that just gossip rag bullshit? Or did she forgive him?

Can someone put a gag order on Jay Leno? Just for everyone’s sake? Like about everything? And for the rest of his life?

I love Faye Dunaway SO much and here is the moment that I fell in love with her.

“I’m not looking for you to “flash” me your tits; this isn’t Friday.“

I still don’t know what pussy affluenza is. Was this explained?

We are SO provincial.

Do you ever get the “Oh, you must deal drugs because you have a burner phone. It’s cool. I understand. I saw “The Wire.”?

I made the same comment a minute later. I would have just starred yours if I had seen it.

That maybe the whole “I’m a huge success in college thing” wasn’t actually a thing.

Dr. Dre was “flossin” already in the song “Let it Ride” at that was in 1992. So no, it is not the new “fleek.”

Feeling it.

Wait you saying you haven’t visited your friend’s cottage??? I’m always at my homeboy Hansel’s cottage, just doing shit like smoking weed, egging the Witch’s cottage, crank calling Rapunzel, you know just hanging out.

It’s I do and you don’t and nobody said that and who brought the subject up first.