Hi Kelly, your posts are always the best! Many thanks to you for crafty posts and especially for all of the stuff you do on Pictorial! Much love.

My mother (bless her) calls them The Pro. Bros. for short.

I just saw an IROC-Z the other day pulling out of a Tim Horton’s or something and it was like an instant wave of nostalgia washing over me.

Oh, I just got teared-up thinking about that appearance again.

I can only hope that when it was time to seal it all with the kiss that he stood back and did a satisfied ‘wink-and-double-guns’

Doctor of what, may I ask? Is he one of those “honorary” doctorate holders? I couldn’t find the details with mild googling.

I usually reserve this for the most grotesque of individuals, but she merits it: fuck off and die

Can’t make this shitlap up

I hate Chip and Joanna so fucking much, my god. They’re unbearable.

lol I think he’s a cutie but that maybe his work wouldn’t have been as great as has been without his ability to discuss his feelings and that maybe he has made it easier for other rappers to talk about their ‘feels,’ too. Who knows, though. I’m also a Torontonian born and raised (though admittedly a bit older than…

If you don’t think he can rap, you haven’t been listening to his albums.

Hate her, think she’s just ok and overrated and her journey hasn’t been altogether that fascinating, really. Straight to the top thanks to opportunities her dad paid for, traditionally attractive and thin, forgettable tunes.

“Palinese”

*crying* what about my son
my beautiful white son

The first time I said “I want to die” aloud to myself today was after reading the Corden/Kunis exchange, so bravo to them, I guess.

zing

I was about to say... sounds like a tried and true recipe for constipation

I’ve heard he is the ‘greeter’ at the RNC today. As in, in lieu of all of the other big-name Republicans who didn’t show up. You get Chris Christie greeting you at the door— he’s the Wal-Mart Greeter** of the party.

**which is to say nothing bad of the Wal-Mart Greeters, they are great people and do a good job staying…

From the photo coverage I’ve seen of the RNC, I can tell that whoever makes those Hillary For Prison 2016 t-shirts is doing okay

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