I worked weekend brunch at a chain restaurant by the mall as a teenager and it was.... i already live in God’s waiting room but then add brunch and the mall and church letting out. I can’t tell you how many times I served tables glasses of water with extra lemon...no....more lemon! Lots of lemon! Just to watch them…

Does this motherfucker not understand that this is what WE ARE EXPECTED TO DO BY EVERY CUSTOMER? Every time you complain about us taking away your dirty dishes, we get complained at 500 times more for not removing fucking garbage. You OCD weirdshits.

If you were that huge an asshole you would not. You’d just make a big, continously-simmering family fight out of it, about how your child thinks you are such a terrible monster that they spread lies about you being brain damaged. It would never really get dropped, and sometimes, you’d just start yelling at them about…

Yah bc the employees stuck doing the cleanup are totally the ones setting the ticket prices, well done, you

Very appropriately, after reading this, I went and picked up an order from Five Guys and some woman in front of me was complaining that one of her kid’s little bacon cheeseburger had bacon on it. .... The cashier said, “Yeah, those have bacon on them. So you want a cheeseburger instead? ... Do you want cheese on it?”

No you don’t. Nobody does.

Good old Tilapia, the skinflint of the ocean.

My experience in the service industry has taught me the best way to piss off an asshole is to remain polite as possible. Probably the only time I smiled working at Six Flags or Dunkin’ was telling someone to have a nice day.

Here’s my question. Where is Ghost? Earlier in the season we saw that Ghost rescue Sam and Gilly so its hard to beleive that he is locked up all the time now that Jon is in charge, plus they went right out into courtyard of Castle black. After that first stab Ghost should have rushed out of the shadows and ripped out…

Well for one the cheap wine people didn’t just write a goddamn novella telling you how wrong you are.

This is the longest “WAHHHHHHHHHH” I’ve ever read.

I think that you probably just did more to reinforce why people think 'snobby' wine people are insufferable, than you did to refute it.

Counterpoint: Drink whatever wine you like, don’t listen to people on the Internet.

A lot of guys have trouble with the concept that their penis is not the most important thing in the world to other people, since it is clearly the most important thing in the world to them.

I squeaked, said, “That’s four pounds seventy”

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…

I think the difference is Bruce Jenner won the gold medal in the freaking decathlon—which means that there was a time where he (as a reminder, he still wants us to use male pronouns for now, so that’s what I’m going with) could lay claim to the title of World’s Greatest Athlete. So, regardless of what anyone thinks of…

Not going to lie, this story is fucking hilarious. I keep laughing. I feel like a dick, but it’s funny.

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

Along the same lines as Becca's story about people making assumptions about educational backgrounds, I waited tables at an Italian chain restaurant that falls between Olive Garden and Macaroni Grill in terms of cost/quality the summer between college and law school. Our clientele was generally pretty decent, and as a…