lol or was mid-practicing a dance move and forgot the routine.... “was it punch pivot kickstop or pivot punch kickstop? damnit! j-lo’s gonna be so pissed at me!”

I think they are just called phones now.

2 way street friend look who you guys tried to put in the White House and they lost to that orange leader that’s saying something. When Trump first ran I thought oh man this is going to be the death of the Republican Party but i’ll admit I was wrong it turns out it was the Democratic party. That tends to happen when…

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

#sorrynotsorry

Cloud Atlas is a masterpiece that stands with the best works from Powell and Pressburger (whose films it resembles in many respects), and I think it will eventually be recognized as such.

Yup. I mean, I don’t hate it, but if the point was to get me excited about the movie, that’s a big fat nope.

Pictured: Grayson Allen eyes an uninjured ankle.

He went to Kun-Lun, where he studied the ancient arts of gentrification and privilege...

Is that yellow cab a Dodge Grand Caravan?

Some quality stuff there, sure. But I don’t think anything will ever top this (probably apocryphal) Best Of Craigslist story. I die laughing every time I read this:

So she lost like 4lb? Inspiring.

Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.

The masseter is strongest by volume, but in terms of overall strength, your leg muscles are the strongest.

Why would you take it off? It’s already strapped to your strongest muscle group...

“LeBron has an extra level no one in history can match.”

Oh I was being sarcastic. I wouldn’t be surprised if most homeless people had a knife capable of cutting an avocado. Hell if I tried I could probably open it by hand. These people with knife handling issues so many seem concerned for, probably have people that fix their meals for them and possibly feed them. I mean if…

are you serious?

Borrowing themes is different than a carbon copy. You say you don’t see an exact replica, but many people do. Force sensitive Orphan on a desert world taken off world by a droid carrying sensitive information and an old man. Old man dies on planet destroying base. Planet destroying base gets blown up. There’s way…

A misspelling of Tiger?