I think they are just called phones now.

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

Pictured: Grayson Allen eyes an uninjured ankle.

Is that yellow cab a Dodge Grand Caravan?

Some quality stuff there, sure. But I don’t think anything will ever top this (probably apocryphal) Best Of Craigslist story. I die laughing every time I read this:

So she lost like 4lb? Inspiring.

Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.

The masseter is strongest by volume, but in terms of overall strength, your leg muscles are the strongest.

Why would you take it off? It’s already strapped to your strongest muscle group...

“LeBron has an extra level no one in history can match.”

A misspelling of Tiger?

“We shoulda had more time.”

Calling someone the worst kind of person for their fandom seems kinda counterintuitive when you’re the one acting like an asshole. Just something you should think about.