When I had my wisdom teeth removed, I was loaded up on opiate painkillers and thought dropping acid would be a good idea. It was not a good idea. I may have cried, who the fuck knows?

This is absolutely correct; it strikes me as a but unusual that he was invited to begin with, so I’m guessing that someone suggested the invitation to the groom. If that’s the case, I’d make an appearance; hang out at the strip club or wherever long enough to have a couple of beers, then leave and let the groom and…

Here’s the thing you need to remember. The only thing BIG UNDERWEAR cares about is getting thier product from the factories in Bangladesh to the store without getting eaten by whatever vermin lives in the factory warehouse, shipping container, or distribution warehouse along the way. So, they are going to treat those…

I had my realization on my 18th birthday. I had been a fat kid all my life, but didn’t really get how bad it was til I saw the pics from my ‘birthday party’ (which consisted of my mother, her best friend and my cousin, because I had no friends) and was shocked how massive I was compared to everyone else. I thought the…

Someday
I’ll be half the man I used to be
With a tux jacket hanging off of me
List-ening to Fu-ga-ziiiii