“tooken”

I don't think numbers are your strong suit.

Wow, you must love basketball.

I’ve had some shitty managers over the years, including one who told a man who took the day off to take care of his sick daughter that he was selfish for letting down the (work) team, but this still sounds fake to me. The employee couldn’t possibly be more sympathetic, and the manager couldn’t be more comically evil…

Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

and what the fuck is the white guy wearing in that space jam pic? low top all-stars, black striped socks and a swim suit that is hugging his nuts oh so sweetly?

Isn’t Danerys Jon’s auntie?

... I hope the guys you play with read this, decipher your identity, and promptly hand deliver the fade you so richly deserve.

I tend to shoot a lot of 3s in pick up (yes, I'm white) but until I've played with guys for awhile or have hit a couple in a row I don't shoot unless two other people on my team touch the ball.

A couple other tips:

I try to dress dress as white as possible with my Chris Webber American flag DaDas and red white and blue headband and then throw down on fools who think I work in accounting and play golf. (I do)

So I’m not sure I understand what the problem was with you calling that shot a two. Why were both teams mad at you for watching the toes and making the call? Isn’t that what you are supposed to do? How the hell is anyone supposed to know what is a two and a three if no one is “toe watching” as you call it. I take…

he took the eventual champions to six games with a shittier roster, what does Lowry need to do to win over the casual fan?

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Harrison Barnes will sleep in a trash can

I like the addition of Draymond - it will answer some big questions, like ‘How much padding does a foreskin actually provide?’

Should have gone with a really young team with future stars:

Yeah, but I hear that method has terrible latency.

I liked the chunks of it I read it but it was just too much info about a magazine I read never. Neither in its heyday nor during Kate L.’s tenure described in excruciating detail above.

Ben looks like he’s been in the sun a little too long and sounds like he’s had a little too much to drink. He's the worst kind of fan right here, a drunk homer in an echo chamber.