It was his third season, but straight out of high school. A little early to have retroactively written someone off, maybe?

As much as I hate Grayson Allen, I hope he makes it as an NBA rotation player just so he and Dellavedova can one day bite each other’s noses off in a game.

This headline was written yesterday with only the Victim blank, yes?

Actually “Lebron James” is named right there in the title of the post.

Also pretty traitorous:

Oh my poor, poor Drew. There is nothing more wrong than this:

You undercut this point by condescendingly calling The Ringer “Bill Simmons’... new blog” in the title. Forgive him if he didn’t realize you meant to say “Bill Simmons’ new potential entertainment media behemoth.”

Why the fuck would I want to listen a marching band?

“Bite me.”

I live in OKC.

Bartenders roofie people too.

This is so fucking stupid and I love it. The asininity of youth has finally won me over.

When I was a kid, I used to go lift weights at the local YMCA

I still believe the Cavs will win it and I’m not ready to write off the Dubs, but it’s crazy that 3-4 games into the conference finals, Thunder/Raptors is truly on the table, in a season where Cavs vs Warriors/Spurs seemed like a formality.

It’s a shame Biyombo wears number 8, ‘cause if he wore number 5 I had a whole slew of increasingly terrible Lou Bega jokes ready to go.

If After the Thones is any indication, this will be an absolute wreck of a show that I’ll watch every week for reasons I don’t entirely understand.

That’s...not how plagiarism works.

Things got really tense when both vehicles wound up in line at a nearby Checkers.

Super weird that the team with the 4th best record in the regular season is in the final four.