You’re part of the problem. No one should watch shit like this.

The refs almost never give that as a shooting foul. I’ve never seen it, though I know it’s happened, and i watch a lot of basketball.

Hey! I don’t have kids.

Standing over the toilet? What, does it ooze out like ketchup for some people? You’re gonna get it all over the wall.

What’s better, make him a felon and throw him in jail for a few years, have him come out and most likely be unable to find a reasonable job? Then we’ll complain he and other low-earners are hurting the economy. Seems like we can stop this cycle by forgiving 17 year olds who made a very idiotic—that ultimately would be…

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

Isn’t he on a 1-year deal? He was an absolute steal this year, and I hope he gets another chance to contribute somewhere (Clippers?).

Let’s cut Goodell some slack here. They’ve got him on Skype or something. He probably only saw part of the video.

No, a half-marathon is NOT “more than four times longer than” a 5K. It is more than four times AS LONG AS a 5K. In order for it to be four times longer than a 5K, it would need to be the length of one 5K plus an additional four times the length of one 5K, in other words 1x5K+4x5K, or 25K total, which it isn’t.

No disrespect, but I don’t buy this at all. Not even a little bit. And I’m old enough to remember most of these guys.

When you hit the level where you have to wake up in the middle of the night to eat because you NEED the calories to keep up your muscle mass is just insanity.

I know, right? What the hell is 17:30?

The Err Down There

White Men Can’t Jump Can Work Together To Sort Of Dunk The Ball

Nah.

I like to think there were signs. Just shooting shit in the locker room “When I was growing up I had a crush on Murphy Brown.” “What, dude?”

Geez, Cleveland gets all the luck.

When I was 26 I dated a 33 year old and my friends all quite seriously asked me why I was dating “that old guy”.

That looks like a Muppet playing hockey in his pajamas. Not a good sports logo.