Or a disgusting shot of a cyborg having diarrhea. Probably one of the most niche porn fetishes of the future.

You’re part of the problem. No one should watch shit like this.

The refs almost never give that as a shooting foul. I’ve never seen it, though I know it’s happened, and i watch a lot of basketball.

Hey! I don’t have kids.

Standing over the toilet? What, does it ooze out like ketchup for some people? You’re gonna get it all over the wall.

I still say it should be mandatory for all old people.

What’s better, make him a felon and throw him in jail for a few years, have him come out and most likely be unable to find a reasonable job? Then we’ll complain he and other low-earners are hurting the economy. Seems like we can stop this cycle by forgiving 17 year olds who made a very idiotic—that ultimately would be…

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

It must be so miserable being you.

That’s so Ramsey would be the worst afternoon television for kids ever

It’s an important distinction if you’re writing any copy for Apple and need to be concerned with trademark law. If you’re not concerned with defending their trademarks, you don’t have to care.

Isn’t he on a 1-year deal? He was an absolute steal this year, and I hope he gets another chance to contribute somewhere (Clippers?).

I have an old Paperwhite from before the screen upgrade and I still love it, I don’t see myself replacing it until it breaks because it does exactly what I need. Would a higher resolution screen be nice? Of course! But it would be nice like years long standby battery life would be nice, I just don’t need it.

Let’s cut Goodell some slack here. They’ve got him on Skype or something. He probably only saw part of the video.

...unless he isn’t actually a pedophile, in which case an innocent man (or at least a man that is not a pedophile) is being denied his freedom and simple human contact.

No, a half-marathon is NOT “more than four times longer than” a 5K. It is more than four times AS LONG AS a 5K. In order for it to be four times longer than a 5K, it would need to be the length of one 5K plus an additional four times the length of one 5K, in other words 1x5K+4x5K, or 25K total, which it isn’t.

For the same reason they don’t make cars with buggy whip holders.

Geez, Cleveland gets all the luck.

When I was 26 I dated a 33 year old and my friends all quite seriously asked me why I was dating “that old guy”.