Why would a car driving on the sidewalk bother pedestrians? It's dangerous and completely unnecessary.

Wait until you see what happens when this dickhead cop meets this runner with an overinflated sense of privilege!

Reminds me of the time that Donald Sterling tried to change the name of the Clippers to the “Houseboys”.

What am I supposed to tell my Kerry Rhodesian now? (this good Kinja shit is waaaay harder than I thought it would be)

Agree. His mom has probably forgotten more about basketball than we’ll ever know.

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

These numbers (numpers?) are meaningless without calculating them as a portion of their market share. Lamborghini would sail to the top of the list, Chevrolet + Toyota would plummet, and Mazda would be...notably higher. Damn.

My ex had never been to a baseball game and wasn’t really into it, but I love baseball, so I was like “let’s go to a game! you’ll love it! It’s not boring or stupid!”

Worse than the “wait until your phone is out to talk” is the “wait until you are almost asleep to bring up major decisions” move. If I am in a bed with my eyes closed, it is not the time to discuss mortgages, career changes, children, etc. Are you an insane person?

I had hookworms as a kid. Tiny, white, wiggly worms that live in your butthole. I saw one sticking out of my poop one day and told my mom, who thought I was just being paranoid and told me to ignore it. Flash forward a few weeks later and it feels like my ass is full of broken glass. I go to take a dump, thinking it…

Those are not regular socks, they’re athletic socks. Unless you’re under 18, “dress socks” are regular socks.

The miracle of life is a beautiful thing. The act of giving birth is fucking disgusting.

Sure but tricking a teammate into confessing it while recording and then releasing it? It’s not like he happened to find out and told his fiance out of respect. Maybe it’s not morally wrong but you can’t expect people to want to be around you if you do that.

They’re both dicks here. Why did he post the video for literally everyone to see instead of just his fiancée?

I mean it’s their job. If my work environment was already in the toilet and I found out one coworker was secretly filming another? I’d find that rather off putting.

Bring a weaker joke on the best line of the post next time whydontcha. This is the Deadspin equivalent of “first” on yahoo.

Yeah, but he wears a fanny-pack in 2016, so..............................................?

Maybe one of those 6000 viewers already had an account (Hitomi) and logged in without telling Vinnie.

How dare she push for something that she was contractually entitled to, how dare she. I’m sure she probably was an asshole in other ways, but I’m on her side in not letting them slide on those ones.