Let’s cut Goodell some slack here. They’ve got him on Skype or something. He probably only saw part of the video.

No, a half-marathon is NOT “more than four times longer than” a 5K. It is more than four times AS LONG AS a 5K. In order for it to be four times longer than a 5K, it would need to be the length of one 5K plus an additional four times the length of one 5K, in other words 1x5K+4x5K, or 25K total, which it isn’t.

No disrespect, but I don’t buy this at all. Not even a little bit. And I’m old enough to remember most of these guys.

When you hit the level where you have to wake up in the middle of the night to eat because you NEED the calories to keep up your muscle mass is just insanity.

I know, right? What the hell is 17:30?

The Err Down There

White Men Can’t Jump Can Work Together To Sort Of Dunk The Ball

Nah.

I like to think there were signs. Just shooting shit in the locker room “When I was growing up I had a crush on Murphy Brown.” “What, dude?”

Geez, Cleveland gets all the luck.

When I was 26 I dated a 33 year old and my friends all quite seriously asked me why I was dating “that old guy”.

I don’t give a shit about Prince and have no memory of people around me giving a shit about Prince, AND I’m a pretentious music dork with lots of musician friends. So I think this is all way overblown.

That looks like a Muppet playing hockey in his pajamas. Not a good sports logo.

Why would a car driving on the sidewalk bother pedestrians? It's dangerous and completely unnecessary.

Wait until you see what happens when this dickhead cop meets this runner with an overinflated sense of privilege!

Reminds me of the time that Donald Sterling tried to change the name of the Clippers to the “Houseboys”.

Agree. His mom has probably forgotten more about basketball than we’ll ever know.

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

These numbers (numpers?) are meaningless without calculating them as a portion of their market share. Lamborghini would sail to the top of the list, Chevrolet + Toyota would plummet, and Mazda would be...notably higher. Damn.