Re: male gynos:

I wouldn't think Gossage knows how to email.

You know what?

+ 1 you crazy diamond.

The best part is where you start with, “are you an imbecile?”

I actually learned something quite useful from this letter, and I think some of you would agree:

How come every time I take a seat at a hotel bar, no matter where it is, I end up seated next to this guy?

I’m sure there are plenty of drug addicts who would be really happy if they could just have constant access to their addiction, family support and societal tolerance. Doesn’t make it healthy.

I can’t believe that, in 2016, any parent would endanger their child by exposing them to the kind of bullying that will inevitably come from wearing a fedora in public. You’re too old to wear a fedora. The world knows it. Your son’s classmates know it.

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

Usually that person is shitfaced and saying other stupid stuff to other people. They’re beyond the point of listening to or remembering sound advice.

Don’t be the “Why aren’t you drinking?” guy at the bar who won’t let it go. There’s always one and he’s an asshole. Sample quotes:

Man, he knows this year ain’t gonna pan out. He knows that. Plus, he’s on the wrong side of 30, and who knows when the mileage on his legs is gonna catch up to him. He’s worried that it’s all over but the Kobe-ing.

Way to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Doing one’s due diligence on a business deal would be doing online research to find the owner, calling him on the phone and setting up a meeting, not showing up unannounced and trying to get two females to let five males inside a shuttered business.

But that obviously…

May 2012. Twenty-twelve.

No but I also don’t pretend like I’m going to.

I’m black and voting for Hillary. #SorrynotSorry. I don’t find this condescending at all. Why don’t you get in government IS the right answer. I’m so tired of all these whiny people running around complaining all the politicians are in someone’s pocket or are “UNAUTHENTIC” . GO BE A POLITICIAN Then. That’s an…

Ah yes, Kevin Garnett. Master of the “hold me back bro” faux-fight.

The 2014-2015 Feeling Yourself Award previously belonged to 16 year old sophomore Aiden Miller-Stoughton, who swears he was just cleaning his room.

Sorry but giving it to Simmons would not be worse.