Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

Usually that person is shitfaced and saying other stupid stuff to other people. They’re beyond the point of listening to or remembering sound advice.

Don’t be the “Why aren’t you drinking?” guy at the bar who won’t let it go. There’s always one and he’s an asshole. Sample quotes:

Man, he knows this year ain’t gonna pan out. He knows that. Plus, he’s on the wrong side of 30, and who knows when the mileage on his legs is gonna catch up to him. He’s worried that it’s all over but the Kobe-ing.

Way to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Doing one’s due diligence on a business deal would be doing online research to find the owner, calling him on the phone and setting up a meeting, not showing up unannounced and trying to get two females to let five males inside a shuttered business.

But that obviously…

May 2012. Twenty-twelve.

No but I also don’t pretend like I’m going to.

I’m black and voting for Hillary. #SorrynotSorry. I don’t find this condescending at all. Why don’t you get in government IS the right answer. I’m so tired of all these whiny people running around complaining all the politicians are in someone’s pocket or are “UNAUTHENTIC” . GO BE A POLITICIAN Then. That’s an…

Ah yes, Kevin Garnett. Master of the “hold me back bro” faux-fight.

The 2014-2015 Feeling Yourself Award previously belonged to 16 year old sophomore Aiden Miller-Stoughton, who swears he was just cleaning his room.

Sorry but giving it to Simmons would not be worse.

Much like Kobe’s teammates, she never had a shot.

Lance Stephenson is a Swiss Army knife, but with all the tools locked in the out position.

Holy shit Draymond got away with some horrendous illegal screens on the last two 3 pointers by Steph

I’ve always had bigger problems with the older generation while working in retail. If millenials have issues, I blame it on their dipshit parents who coddle their kids into thinking the world revolves around them.

I dunno man, people who recline their seats are soulless monsters.

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

I have often said, when the time comes for my pets and others’ to leave us, that the only consolation is that life gets so much easier. It doesn’t make us miss them less, or have loved them less. I understand the relief. They enrich our lives while they’re with us, and they free us when they leave us. It’s possible to…

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.