It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

Ugh, I hate the term “Latinx”. It makes me think of a Roman soldier in Spanx. Can’t we go for “Hispanic?” Or better yet, individual ethnic groups. Because as a Puerto Rican, tacos aren’t part of my culture. Oh, they are still delicious. But me ordering them is no different from any other person out there ordering…

Roy Hudson: “OH, HO, HO! I DON’T BELIEVE MY EYES! ALCÁNTARA BOOTS A LUMP O’ COAL OVER TO SANTA FLYING UP THE WING, BUT THE NORTH POLE MAN’S ALL PIXELS AND NO PRESENTS...”

If I called those dildos “brave” for defending their home, I’d be ascribing a human characteristic to an inanimate object - would that be considered pathetic phallusy?

COYS.

A boy my son trains with in their academy was born in Brazil and adopted to the frozen wastes of Canada when he was about 5. He still follows all things Brazilian footy, and this morning his mom (a friend) posted a message of condolence in Portuguese on FB. I translated it to see what she had written, and, knowing…

I thought we all agreed to no more Arenas with public funding.

The 52% of white women who voted for Trump are the ones that really boggle my mind. I just don’t get it. I should start telling them to shut their mouths and assign them ratings based on looks. Then I can just grab their pussies to shut them up.

I can’t even imagine this working in practice...

Vanessa Gould’s documentary Obit, about the men and women who work at the obituary desk at the New York Times and the stories they tell, has been picked up for a theatrical release. The film will open in New York in April; here’s our interview with Gould and Times reporter Margalit Fox from when it premiered at the…

Only care about one thing at a time people.

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

“Like this?”

I was so unsettled by Maeve finding her old drawings; that was one of the most disturbing moments on the show so far, just pure psychological horror.

(ETA: Bernard is TOTALLY a robot, right?)

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

“I don’t begrudge Kaepernick for being politically active, and I didn’t see his post-game presser.