To be fair, Bale has shown he can use simple tools and understand basic speech.

He swings from the trees, he scores when he please, Gareth Bale, king of the monkeys.

photogenic white girls also deserve justice for their rapes.

Yeah, this doesn't have insurance fraud written all over it.

Let it be known that Vince Wilfork's wife is the most beautiful woman there is.

Yay!

Oh for fuck's sake, can you leave the default setting on "latest posts" and not "recommendations?" I got tire of your blog.deadspin shenanigans. Don't tell me what to read, dammit.

How in the hell are we supposed to read the comments two at a time? What the fuck kind of design idea was this?