Hmm. A government program paid for in black money to a friend of an influential congressman who happens to be a billionaire crony in the military-industrial system?

Whatever they’re covering up is probably far more interesting than this bullshit.

(Wow, this is the first time I feel like I’ve crossed over to the…

Goddammit. Have a star. Well done.

Where is 2009????

At least the apology is straightforward and doesn’t weave a thread of excuses through it.

That’s a start.

I can’t put enough stars on this. It’s almost as being a male feminist is a sport, and this guy is heading for the early lead. We’ll see if it holds up through the rest of the match. Acknowledge your privilege, make amends where you’ve abused that privilege, shut the fuck up and be a better person. Sheesh.

Let’s just admit the obvious: Kroenke was at huge pains to fire a guy whose mustache was so similar to his own.

He’s going for ‘cool dad’ and he is the first person in history to actually pull off the look.

“one of the EPL’s premier teams”

Can’t tell if you’re damning with faint praise, or fainting with damn praise.

Either way, I think we can all agree (even you, Billy!) that Man United and Chelsea’s problems are fixable. So don’t go re-arranging the 4th place trophy cabinet for a new arrival just yet.

Liverpool is hopeless, however. If the Gooners finish…

I have no problem believing David Cross did this, remembers he did this, but now needs to find a middle ground to say it’s ok he did this. He’s a turd.

I have no problem believing that David Cross is an asshole and a racist wrapped in his woke hipster ass costume.

Austin’s mayor said no public money for a soccer stadium last night as the story broke.

Soccer, as much as I hate to say it, is unlike any other sport in the world, if only for the near unanimity of it’s scope around the world. For us Americans to try to treat it like an NFL or NBA, as a resource to extract maximum cash to the benefit of a billionaire in a glass box at the stadium is our folly. (Yes,…

Second to the dumbness of U on a helmet for University is S on a helmet for state. Or at least they’re equally dumb.

I’m pretty sure my dorm flag football team ran this.

I feel the same way about soccer, except for the Cro-Magnon meatheads part.

Well, I suppose there’s always Diego Costa.

Yeah, agreed. I H*A*T*E David Cross post Mr Show. He is a grown man dressing as 90's grunge-ager talking about ‘authenticity.’ And how old was he and how old was Tamblyn when then met?

St Louis is probably the new boogieman.

St Louis Chargers has a nice ring to it.

He only cost 5 mil.