Let’s just admit the obvious: Kroenke was at huge pains to fire a guy whose mustache was so similar to his own.

He’s going for ‘cool dad’ and he is the first person in history to actually pull off the look.

“one of the EPL’s premier teams”

Can’t tell if you’re damning with faint praise, or fainting with damn praise.

Either way, I think we can all agree (even you, Billy!) that Man United and Chelsea’s problems are fixable. So don’t go re-arranging the 4th place trophy cabinet for a new arrival just yet.

Liverpool is hopeless, however. If the Gooners finish…

I have no problem believing David Cross did this, remembers he did this, but now needs to find a middle ground to say it’s ok he did this. He’s a turd.

I have no problem believing that David Cross is an asshole and a racist wrapped in his woke hipster ass costume.

Austin’s mayor said no public money for a soccer stadium last night as the story broke.

Soccer, as much as I hate to say it, is unlike any other sport in the world, if only for the near unanimity of it’s scope around the world. For us Americans to try to treat it like an NFL or NBA, as a resource to extract maximum cash to the benefit of a billionaire in a glass box at the stadium is our folly. (Yes,…

Second to the dumbness of U on a helmet for University is S on a helmet for state. Or at least they’re equally dumb.

I’m pretty sure my dorm flag football team ran this.

I feel the same way about soccer, except for the Cro-Magnon meatheads part.

Well, I suppose there’s always Diego Costa.

Yeah, agreed. I H*A*T*E David Cross post Mr Show. He is a grown man dressing as 90's grunge-ager talking about ‘authenticity.’ And how old was he and how old was Tamblyn when then met?

St Louis is probably the new boogieman.

St Louis Chargers has a nice ring to it.

He only cost 5 mil.

I mean, I’d accept a split the baby solution here. I can hold my nose at the use of “Indians” as a mascot, but the fucking caricature has to go. A nice red “C” as a logo is perfectly cromulent.

I like her new sexy suburban-mom haircut.

These books will not be finished by GRRM. He’ll either appoint a writer to finish the series, hire a ghostwriter, or his estate (requiescat in pace) will appoint one.

If they get meatball pitches, it’s gotta be the home run. Anybody with reasonable hand eye coordination and some athletic background could quickly learn to launch belters down the line over the nearest fence. I sucked at actual baseball, but hitting lasers against slow, dependable pitching is about as easy as it gets.

“The Hotspur” - I’m always getting corrected by American wannabes on exactly what permutations are allowed when talking about the club. I’m not sure this passes muster.