I want to take over/under bets on the attendance of the last 3 home games at the soccer stadium they’ll be in next season, once the novelty wears off.

When you can’t tell satire from real expression, life is weird.

Counterpoint: The Dbacks will get most of what they want because bribing politicians (directly or indirectly) is easy and politicians are stupid.

If you change Sauvage to Sausage, the ad makes sense, I swear.

“Lindy West is one of American culture’s most invaluable voices.”

A Constitutional Amendment replacing the Electoral College with a straight up vote count nationwide.

If it destroys the Electoral College, I’m all for this.

Did someone say fuck Swansea’s shit up?

Never. NBC pays peanuts for it.

“We need more women in this sisterhood tent, not less.”

If he were a real athlete he would have popped up and made the throw to first.

Same Chris Boswell, in college.

Useless soccer knowledge: RABONA

Lawyerin’ Joe Amendola!

As an alum of a school that has no rivals (and not in the good way of that phrase), I can say there are plenty of schools who no one cares about playing plenty of other schools who no one cares about.

She still works for the Fake News Corporation, but she’s slowly becoming woke to it.

I’m not gonna lie, I read the internet theories.

Those Cordell and Cordell ads are the worst. (A little background: Cordell and Cordell are a men-only law firm that specialize in divorce. I was gonna say more but that really sums it up.)

My theory, based on the “coming soon” after the credits: Bernard is the Man in Black’s inside man on whatever the Man in Black is up to. The connective tissue between the two: Delores and, now, the maze.

Delores is the oldest still-functioning android in the park; if anyone has any useful buried memories going back to…

The whole narrative rests on the fact (two episodes in) of the Powers That Be being unwilling to shut it all down when the dangers of the new software upgrade become apparent.