That’s a whole lot of context to try to pack in there. Not every joke is crafted to lie perfectly balanced on the nexus point of every socially-aware thing that has ever happened.

Meh. It’s a bad (as in, unfunny) joke, but I’m not entirely sure the outrage is justified.

This elevates sniffing one’s own farts to the highest level.

Good sir, let me tell you that I and the old sports in my academic fraternity in college are right good spades players and will meet you on the field of spades-battle at any moment.

All the more reason to pitchers in the batters box.

It’s not the Kentucky Derby, it’s the one after it: the Preakness.

The Derby, being first, is a pretty well-hyped event—it’s the one horse race a year you’ll watch if you watch one horse race a year.

But the Preakness is the definite champ of the “Oh, that’s today?” tourney. You have a vague notion that the Preakness is…

88 = HH = Hi, Hitler!

“Villa Park is a very historical stadium, so we will not simply and callously destroy a club’s history.” He paused then added, “no, we will methodically and joyfully destroy it instead.”

Aside from a getting a mudhole stomped in their ass this weekend, Spurs were in every match they played this season. They should have been the leaders in goals conceded and they were among the league leaders in goals scored.

It’s weird to have come away with only 70 points. They drew far too much early in the season…

I thought the days of writing fresh garbage based solely on “the writer’s unique voice” had passed here at Jez.

Slacker.

Yeah. Spurs foul a whole bunch. I remember last week when it was pointed out that Toby hadn’t fouled anyone since the Magna Carta was signed or something, but that’s a result of so many fouls taking place in the Spurs attacking half (as well as his general good positional play and defending).

When Dembele is on the ball, I only worry about him being dispossessed when he’s facing 4 opponents simultaneously. With 3 or less trying to tackle him, it’s not a problem.

Agreed. With Toby at the back, and Verts and Dier in support, Spurs just bomb fullbacks (Walker and Rose) forward with impunity. This pushes Eriksen and Lamela into the middle, so you’ve essentially got 4 midfielders (with Dembele and Alli) and Kane to harass the other side, force turnovers and launch quick strikes.

If…

The best thing was the episode of Beyonce’s Game of Thrones before GRRM’s episode.

I can understand why studios make dumb decisions like this (people who get movies paid for are good at money, bad at almost everything else), but I’m sort of surprised that Johansson would take the role. I mean, I’m sure the rich and famous live a bit of a bubble, but clearly some strain of “don’t play a race you…

This the garbage-iest wall of text that ever garbaged a garbage.

This guy’s Jim Nantz is flawless.

I sense a new stoner buddy movies in the works: Johnny and Josh: “High” Light Reel

I sense a new stoner buddy comedy movie in the making.