The second best hope is that MLS gives up being a single entity that owns all the teams.

For anyone opposed to promotion/relagation because soccer is too "fragile" in the US - how can pretty much every important country have a pyramid with teams flowing back and forth? And pretty much every unimportant one? How can England and, I dunno, Iceland, which couldn't be more different in terms of money, talent,…

This is ridic - you can't tell me that CSKA Moscow or Benfica belong in anything like the top pot.

I'm always amazed that putting terrible clothes on models in public is such a lucrative gig.

Still the best, although the typeface is a bit of a relic. Everyone's gone skinny sans-serif these days.

Monaco plays in France. San Morino plays in Italy. Liechtenstein plays in Switzerland. An English club on the border plays in Scotland (or vice versa). A Northern Ireland club plays in Ireland (or vice versa). Canadian clubs play in the US. Australia plays in Asia. Israel plays in Europe........that's all I can think…

Yep. All hat, precious few cattle.

Eventually the NFL will "encourage" Snyder to pull his head out of his ass. This may help.

As if there were any question that they were white hipsters.

Nobody circles the rotten corpse like the Baltimore Ravens.

I'd propose part of it is a certain reflexive submission to authoritarianism that exists in most sports fans. And these are probably the same people who cry about the gubmint come to take their guns and freedom.

I'd propose part of it is a certain reflexive submission to authoritarianism that exists in most sports fans. And these are probably the same people who cry about the gubmint come to take their guns and freedom.

Man, if Dalton had gotten laid out on that widow-maker pass, Goodell would finally have the impetus to implement his dream scenario: that NFL defenders must simply lie down when they get withing two yards of the player designated as the QB.

Letting the slash break the boundary line is about the stupidest "designers are so smart!" thing I have ever seen.

Shut up and let Jezebel tell you what feminism is.

Hurray! Asiata remains fantasy-relevant!

You can hit Joe in the head all you want—there's nothing in there anyway. Just don't hit that howitzer attached to his shoulder.

Hubris, thy name is Goodell.

Watch European soccer! Same levels of corruption but way better haircuts. The games are on early and only half as long—wrapping up your sportsballing by noon is a wonderful thing. It's like getting a whole day back on your weekend.

I thought replacing the name on the back with a slogan was not allowed unless you were a service academy.