+1 Case of the Mondays

Just to be perfectly clear, the order of importance is this:

Yeesh, I was just being tongue-in-cheek, what with our capture it on cell phone, stream it culture. I don’t think your response was necessary.

Alex: I like to show people my O face?

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

Hey, I can somehow lose my slow-moving 68yo mother in the smallest of CVS stores.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

By extension, the team kneeling down to run out the clock and end the game would be on defense, even though they have the ball, can move the ball, and maintain possession of the ball...which is the basic definition of “being on offense.”

This is the same team that was bitching about the Patriots exploiting the rule book right??

One would think a professor from the business school could impress upon them the idea of a sunk cost.

And how to keep from sinking more into it.

You draw a line from Boston to Chicago, stretch it out 300 miles wide. That’s the Nortre Dame corridor. The favorite team of half the people there is the Irish. The favorite team of the other half is whoever is playing the Irish.

Remember when Notre Dame fired Ty Willingham for not being able to beat some of the greatest USC teams ever? Good times.

Now THAT is a fuckin ending!

fwiw, the original ending is way darker...

Honeybutter was the worst meal I’ve had in recent memory. Who goes to the expense of organic free range chickens and then debones them before cooking? The mac and cheese is worse than Kraft. Their drinks suck and they are way too expensive. Popeyes is 10 time better!

If you’re paying less than $5 a pound, you’re buying ass

RomCom couple that’s most screwed. Edward Lewis and Vivian Ward in Pretty Woman. Yeah, sure, he shows up like her white knight and saves her, but then he starts to remembers that one time she told him that she doesn’t kiss anyone on the mouth and the fact that he’s a multimillionaire and SHE’S A FUCKING PROSTITUTE. …

“I have had multiple instances in life where I’ve gone to some restaurant and ordered the fried chicken and eaten it and been like, “Well shit, I could have just gone to Popeyes instead.”

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

it was a good joke