I’m all for deer taking down cross country runners as long as they eat all the meat.

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles.

The 44 tracks are one hour mixes that blend ambient music, neo-classical, drone or field recordings. Artists who sent the mixes can be famous in the world of electronic music or unknown amateurs, like me... :-)
I made #39, it’s also available on Soundcloud:

Gronk: It felt like he hit me at 69 miles per hour.

Settle down bro and take a deep breathe.

This was already decided in a previous thread by someone else: Bud Light Lime-a-rita

That’s literally how Pierre Garçon got there, except replace OSU with Florida.

I feel sorry for those Mount Union guys.

Luckily enough the Trump immigration policy makes allowances for white lingerie models.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Yep. First thing I thought about when I saw the headline. I’m surprised it wasn’t mentioned in the article.

I’ll remember how he spent tens of thousands of dollars of his own money every year to buy toys for Houston kids in the foster care system, because that’s the kind of man he is. And I’ll also remember that his greatness shouldn’t be overshadowed by the shittiness of the teams he played on.

Cam: “Hey, can you please start enforcing the rules you’ve created?”

What’s the sport coming to when a man can’t feel safe playing football?

I think the only acceptable jerseys for Eagles fans are Randall Cunningham, Andre Waters, Marky Mark, or batteries. I also offer advice to any other NFL fans on the best jersey choices for their favorite teams.

Also, there doesn’t seem to be a way to delete photos from your phone without deleting them from everywhere. What if I just want to free up some space locally??

Umm, everyone knows this is the U.S. variant of the much deadlier Cobra Rattler.