i’m still running around with an axe and a pair of finely crafted pants, struggling to eat berries and keep my fire going.. i don’t have time to worry about my enslaved rex’s stats. i still need to stop getting devoured by titanboa’s and giant f’ing bugs. nerf stuff. waaaah.. 10/10 tho.. super fun game.

got this on the weekend and have been playing it even more than The Long Dark - which you should give a whirl if you haven’t already. ark is pretty fun, once you figure stuff out. running away from a carno, and taking a crap mid run is.not.right. however :)

to appease these sports-horse lovers, a bbq site should name AP as the tastiest sports-thing of the year.. there you go stupid fuckers, your walking ground beef additive just got his trophy

drew.. i know i’ve said to a few of you guys on here that i’d love for them to have my babies for a nice article.. you are the current holder of that honor.. lovely.. brought light to my otherwise shoot myself in the head day at work. btw i’m shooting blanks, but that won’t stop us from trying right? nice job. btw*2,…

roll a burning dumpster down the street and you see how many folks come out to just watch.. this. is. the. nfl.

rodgers is a bit of a pisshead these days.. he’s let all his admirers/ass kissers get to him. i’ve started to root against him..

the brownies are the NFL equiv to the Maple Leafs. i’d say just disband them, but sports is nothing more than entertainment/distraction, and this is pure gold. you cannot have successes with failures.

if you start silkscreening bottlecaps (like for beer bottles), let me know.. i do a lot of homebrewing and i’d love to spice up the bottles abit with something like this..

i didn’t like spectre.. it was a good action flick but not a good bond movie.. bond is supposed to be suave, classy.. the new bond is.. not. he’s so obviously not suave, mysterious and classy. he tries to hard. the DC bond villains are laughably bad. they are not larger than life villains.. they are to. real? boring…

internet comments are the stuff of legend.. ranging from inspiring to asinine all the way to criminal, they are composing the greatest novel about the human race ever.. ftr, it was a long winded article full self serving pomp. loved it.

looking forward to seeing this.. intriguing concept.

i think drew, I have developed some sort of man crush on you. this was worth whatever writing award they give to profanity laced tirades. and I hope to god they have such an award. if you ever come to Calgary, I will buy you a few beers in lieu of the trophy/plaque/crystal quill..

esports are more sports than say.. golf. which is a hobby.. really the only difference between any esports and armored wankball is the amount of drugs they take. and maybe the amount of broken bones compared to a nasty mouse hand blister.. from a spectator standpoint, you have zero input for both.. you are consuming,…

its obviously not a tech blog.. anyone who cannot figure out how the fuck to setup a xbox1 is not a techie.. maybe knitting or stamp collecting i think

this is magic. As a kid. Looong ago this stuff is what I dreamed about, skipped school, read every science fiction\ fantasy book ever written. I am so happy to be around in this age and not to old to enjoy what’s happening

kudos mike. Not the worst thing ever. Made me lol at work. Have my babies!

have my babies..

ruffles makes the poutine chips. the wife and kid love them. they are disgusting

filthy second place (also known as first losers) americans.. bow down to your new overlords.. wait. @ the pan am games.. uhm.. nevermind.. we’re still buds right?..... right?

watching him crash and burn makes me happier than a tiger in a waffle house (full of whore waitresses).. i was about to mention watching the mighty fall is one of the most appealing aspects of sports, but then i remembered this is golf.. not a sport. merely a hobby. nothing more.