You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em

Should have bought the warranty. Drat. 

David,
Hear me out because this is going to sound crazier than the last suggestion I gave, but it’s not.

I’m here for kombucha powered unicycles every day of the week. 

Regarding pets, this may be an unpopular opinion, but I don’t like seeing pets anywhere in a car except in a pet carrier/with a proper seatbelt harness. Not only because they can be a distraction to the driver, but also because it isn’t safe for the animal.

I’m from New England. I had no idea this was not normal for the longest time. Even still, sequentially numbered(not a,b,c) exits are 1+ mile apart. If you have to get off at exit 24, move over around exit 23, itll give you at least a minute to move over 2 lanes at most - casual merge at worst.

Also people in tall cars that pull too far into an intersection, making a right turn on red impossible because you can’t see around them. 

Yep... Planning ahead, be it picking the correct lane or that 4th kid you never wanted.

I HATE when the person dawdling along in the left lane switches 3 lanes over and exits last second.

He's just heading to Baker Street, no need for a Careless Whisper... 

My lowly Cruze has Bluetooth.  I am also 60 years old.  Yes, people my age who think that syncing their phone to their car is too complicated have been idiots all of their lives.

Or wearing White ear buds in said car with Bluetooth

Agreed...on a lot of 2-lane highways the right lane is just destroyed since all the semis use it.  But if I’m sitting in the left I’ll hop over as soon as I see anyone gaining ground on me.

This also just applies to life in general: people making their lack of planning and forethought everyone else’s problem.

Talking on the phone isn’t one that’s going away.

If you are FIRST waiting at the light PAY ATTENTION and GO when the light turns green.

Tooting their horn.

People not paying attention to on ramps/off ramps. Look, I get it, you don’t *technically* have to yield to traffic merging into the lane but you sure as shit have to not hit them! Way too many people dawdle along almost trying to match speed with merging traffic and won’t alter their course in the slightest, even in…

Last-second lane cutters when it is clearly indicated that a lane closure is ahead due to road work.