”About six motorcycles.”

When you say “about” before your fleet total, you know it’s bad.

I’ll have no choice but to keep the postal carrier as my winter car, since I don’t want to rot out the rest of my fleet.

Easier than starting a Jeep in a Pep Boys parking lot.

Dredging one up from a Lake Michigan shipwreck is more likely. Then we’ll all start calling him Gordon Leadfoot.

Give us a couple of years, we’ll “Catch up”

certainly seems like a lada pollution

See, there’s this guy who invented an engine that runs on water, but the government had him killed...

You see Ivan, car cannot be of drowned if it is made of leak.

Te problem here in the upper Midwest is that the days following a snow, the roads remain sloppy. You can’t get from the car wash back home without it looking just as bad as before the wash. Then a lot of the time it snows again and the cycle repeats. You can go weeks when the roads are so sloppy there is no way to…

Hello my name is Manuel, I am le laborer for senoir trump, he thinks my mowing will pay for the wall. 

Even the bus looks sad about those.

Mom?

“- Most popular way to obscure a license plate - finger vs. photoshop MS Paint.”

Thanks for consistently doing a great job with my favorite daily feature, good sir.

We need deeper statistics, like:

- Number of sellers who knew that they had.
- Percentage of ACs just needing a charge.
- Number of ads in all caps.
- Most popular way to obscure a license plate - finger vs. photoshop.
- Number of ads with fast food wrappers in pics.

Etc., etc.

I was onboard right up to the last one. Everone knows Trump can't be near a lawnmower. They scare him because they remind him of manual labor. 

David Tracy will buy another rusted out Jeep.

Bearing in mind the direction 2018 took, here is my car-related prediction for 2019:

Here’s my prediction for you : rust bubbles will appear on the edge of the hood in late February. Then, CEL will turn on in April.

We finally see Ford’s madness come to a head with the 2019 Ford Expedition ST.