This is cool, but that radiator hangs below the bumper. That would make for some pretty scary driveway entry.

Famous last words...

And no one complains, because...

Not to mention, you can always tell when whole sections of the city experience the annual hot water shutoff to perform maintenance. The doors open, and hundreds of unbathed people pour onto the cars.

Hang on, looking for a link to Ice Cube’s ‘Today was a Good Day’.

It’s like 20 people stuffed in a Trabant with 400,000 miles on it, doing 70 mph in a dark cavern.

A shower in a can.

I bought a power mirror once that came with FREE wasps! I wish I could have sent them back...

I live in New England. NYC, in spite of all its faults, is 1000 times better than Boston, and anyone who isn’t a crazy homer knows this.

I don’t care, NP and will be flying one of these flags from the back seat.

So what else is new?

What, the F line thinks it’s the new G line? Sorry buddy, the 7 has dibs on that crown of shit. One broken train filled with tortured souls is a pittance in the scheme of things.

There is nothing mild about a cascade of deodorant failures.

Holy fuck. . . I’m claustrophobic and have social anxiety. I would’ve busted through the ceiling and clawed my way out of the shaft within 10 minutes.

This kind of shit is why I’ll never be using public transit myself. I mean, I’m fine with other people using it. The more the better, especially if they’re the kind of shitbirds who’d be clogging up the roads with slow, timid driving if they were in cars.

Yeah, this situation certainly would have been improved by someone pulling a gun and shooting at the windows.

Uh what about the car to car doors or does NYC trains not have those or any form of emergency exit?

As if I needed another reason to not live in NYC.

This is what happens when you think its better to put wi-fi on buses and blow your load putting up art work in 31 stations few people use rather than spend it on say, neglected maintenance.