Jason’s story about the Illuminati’s secret messages hidden in the left-turn signal flash frequency on the 1960 Imperial LeBaron?

El crack pipe?

$40k is too much to have to constantly tell people why it’s special.

I know people are frustrated with F1 and other racing series, but I tried with NASCAR for a few years, and still don’t get it. Non-stock stock cars because yokels. Also Logano’s face offends me.

Yeah. What’s wrong with “first one to drive 500 miles wins"?

Just because there are a few suckers out there willing to pay that price doesn’t make it a good idea.

Which really cramps his style when he goes to the ATM machine.

You’re just mad because you can never remember your PIN number.

Come on, it’s a Jaguar. That’s never going to happen.

Nice. Alternatively:

I sometimes wonder the way some people drive if they give those out for mental disabilities as well as physical.

Spoken like someone who hasn’t experienced what a powerful engine can do without driver aids.

Daaaaaamn right

I know, right!?

isn’t everything?

NO!

Any car advertisement that includes photos of car near pile of tools or inside a shop is an automatic CP.

What I was really trying to buy when I got my Jag was Mazda RX8, in retaliation for the 1st gen RX7 he wouldn’t let me buy instead of that Pulsar. But I couldn’t get a Mazda dealer to shoot straight with me so I bought the Jag at Carmax with extended warranty. I did end up replacing the Jag with Bimmer 535 manual so I…

“I’ll show you DAD!” *buys Jaguar

It might be Nothing But Trouble, but at $1700, I’d risk a ride on Mr. Bonestripper. Nice Price.

I am all about simple, understated looks. Sleeper car is the best car.