I do not posses the descriptive abilities to fully convey the extreme confusion and anger I am feeling right now in regards to this car. This is just such a waste, an evil blasphemous waste.

Yeah it is going to be hard to get it into 5th, considering at most this transmission would have only had 4 speeds.

I have literally no idea what the flying fuck this car even is.

Crack is a hell of a drug and this seller should know. He must have been on it when he thought this was a good idea. Almost any other engine would have been a better choice. CP for just a dumb idea.

“Even the seats look just as they were when I bought it. They’re not as clean, of course, and they stank of ass and taint...but they’re not busted or worn out.”

Maybe there’s a Polestar V60R in your future.

Seems vans are good at carrying a lot of things, including momentum.

If brand loyalty is what gets you down, then I feel bad for you. There’s a lot of good stuff you’ll miss out on by ruling out entire brands.

The black wheels are only on during the winter - about August through June.

Who let you in here? Security!

A wagon with a stick and huge engine is the equivalent of the 45 year old with a bad toupee in a Vegas night club buying drinks for women their daughter’s age.

Wagon? Check.

Ah yes, for maxima overdrive.

Annnnnd, now the NSA is tracking all your online activities.

That video needs to be sped up and the Benny Hill music added in.

Fingers crossed for a reborn Cimarron too