This reply is untouchable. 

Plus there is a very small possibility that they will produce a dramatic meltdown like:

Plus, I don’t know that EVs have hub caps, and that Charger lost at least 9 of those during the chase. 

It is the only facility Toledo has so...........

Emissions Delete Package: +30 HP. 

I stand corrected. Appalled and corrected. 

It’s almost perfect, but needs to be taller, have more ground clearance, and be available with AWD. 

I worked at 2 places that also had UHauls. Basically, if someone scheduled a truck directly through us, but then another person called “Corporate” Uhaul to reserve, the Corporate people would just come and take the truck from our lot and when our customer showed up; no truck. It made us furious and we ended up…

“Oh, wow. I thought this was a Pagani!!” 

I can actually smell that jpeg.

When you say it this way, Boomer-life sounds lit AF. 

But what if you put chrome lug nuts on those black steelies? Were you then “Duke of Poors”?

This was the worst trend in wheels. 

Only if they are polished to resemble chrome.

What’s your favorite beard oil? *trying to relate

What? You don’t like bright blue with red racing stripes? You must have all of your optical receptors functioning. 

They have all the money so buying wheels and tires for your brand new vette is no issue.

The C8 Corvette has been canceled in Flavortown.

They won’t have the truck you reserved when you arrive to collect it anyhow, so the engine and associated fuel economy is irrelevant seeing as you’ll be borrowing a friend’s pickup anyhow. #bitter

Star for “measurebators”.