Alfa, GM and Jaguar rounding out least reliable: The more things change...........

TRD? Well that’s odd.

You have a high-tolerance for misery.

I like the V12 badge; gives it immediate credibility.

Not going to do any research (just like the average voter in American politcs!) but based on it being low mileage, funkadelic, unique, and something I could putter around town in and maybe to the hardware store for 1/2 sheets of plywood/sheetrock, I’ll go NP. I wonder how this inline triple would react to an eBay…

David Tracy style: Made of 1/2" EMT or wood. 

By “primary” you mean “sole”. 

Agreed; Would not change wheels until they became the white-crusted, flaky, bubbled, fungal-looking things that they would inevitably become in short order here in Chicago.

Follow-Up question: Which is worse; Cobalt or Cavalier? Discuss.

...dary!!!

A clean old Acura for under $5K? This NPoCP is Legen....

And he’s going to weld the roll-cage to..........?

Do you ever need a tetanus shot after a particularly vigorous session of turd-polishing?

It’s sort of an indirect propulsion-method, where you ingestthe kombucha, acquire a unicycle through means of your choosing and put the kombucha-magic engine to work.

While typically only marginally faster than truly neglected agricultural equipment, the Escort would beat a diesel Luv truck 13/10 times, because sometimes it would lap the Luv........in the 1/4 mile. 

Buy this and get Genesis big brakes! Whatever those are. 

Or they just move over 3 lanes in 30 feet at 70 MPH without checking mirrors first “Oh, crap, there’s my exit; EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO GET OUT OF MY WAY OR WE WILL ALL DIE!!”

The Saxophone is the perfect instrument to play while driving. The shape fits the automotive cabin perfectly. Try playing a bass or a tuba; much too large or requiring a large pan0-style moonroof. How about a flute protruding out the side window? Certainly not in inclement weather.

I think that’s some Indiana-specific thing. Do they teach that technique in Indiana driver’s ed or something? I’ve seen the most outrageously-strange bad weather driving up and down the I65.