Accurate

I always liked these. Not for their ungainly looks, or their heavy weight, or their so-so handling, but for their comfort and power. These things were luxurious compared to my GSXs and R1. I can’t even remember how many times I saw people on Busas just decimate other bikes and muscle-cars in drag races. Will be missed.

“This is a Jeep? I thought it was like a Range Defender or something fancy from France”

How come nobody ever developed more Horse tech? People relied on those damn things for like 800 years and never once did a horse have more than 1 horsepower. 

Something something, lost in Uranus.

How about if the real people attended the drag race and gave their expert commentary? Combine 2 bad ideas for one colossally terrible ad!

18.48?? That’s slower than my old 1991 Chevy Suburban 2wD (17.7 all day baby!) Maybe that thing should have been in the race too. It would have made as much sense.

The bad ideas are already in your head; this is just an opportunity to realize those bad ideas and begin the “cheap exotic dichotomy cycle” of: discovery -> anticipation-> disappointment -> acceptance-> regret -> debt 

And people shit on the Corolla and Camry for being vehicular appliances.

The hood needs to be that tall so it can claim “tallest hood in class”; which is an important metric. As is “most unnecessary chrome” “oddest diesel tailpipe design” and “holy fuckballs those wheels are shiny!”

But with gas prices around $2 a gallon, the used H2 market is looking HOT!!!

But if you can imbue future products with the soul of the Vega by making them there, then it might be worth keeping around!

It’s time to take this thread out to pasture........

I like that you are looking beyond your understandable hatred for GM and you bring a good point. Forcing or “influencing” a company to make bad business decisions to win a popularity contest sets a bad precedent for other automakers —or manufacturers of any product— who are considering doing what is best to keep the…

How dare you! They were just regular-priced garbage!

Star for clear understanding of politics. 

Otherwise known as, “The OFRs”? Doesn’t have a very good ring to it. 

Too much to ask? No. Too much to deliver on? Maybe.

What secret agent DOESN’T have his secret code number emblazoned on his parka?

First LOL I’ve had in a while. Thank you.