They put 302s in them, which means you can easily build/swap a drivetrain to make them go fast. So maybe they are the black-sheep of the Mustang family, but you can somewhat redeem them with muscle.

Damn! That thing looks pretty good! I can’t get past the fact that he seems to have tried to turn that Volvo into a GTR-Camino. 

I like it better than yesterday’s Shinoda tribute Mustang, although it is an objectively worse car in every way.

Just wait until you’re in your 40s............

This is actually a dream-sequence for horribly-stanced cars, where they are now finally able to clear a small bump in a street.

I knew that Mustang II comment would go over like a lead balloon here.......

That’s a deep cut.

NP: Buy and burn.

It’s not so bad. It’s comfy like wearing crocs and pajama pants to Panda Express on a Tuesday at 2 PM. 

Savage

It’s good to know. My ego is constructed from positive affirmation and the acceptance from others. 

Don’t count out some big 10 tailgaters from Wisconsin.

Nope. I always have a long list of “next cars” on my radar and the Borrego was one of them, but I usually end up buying something because it was a good deal, and oftentimes something that was never on my list.

“Best In Class Turning Radius!” Literally compels nobody to buy one.

Your photoshop skills > My Snagit skills. It does look better but lopping 8" off the rear or moving the rear wheel back that much would be the real fix. 

It’s new and improved!

Fun observation from my many years of criss-crossing Chicago expressways: More Econolines are found burning on the shoulder of the expressway than any other vehicle. 

Worst tailgating truck ever. If you had a few people sit on it the thing might just tip on end. 

With his aftermarket mods it’s a super-rare 1 of 1, and there’s a good chance nobody else wants that 1.