What a waste of a quarter. 

Star for use of “redness”. Era-Appropriate adjective for this car.

Automatic trans; automatic CP

Please see the ‘71-73 Mustang for Maximum bloat.

The Sunfire May have actually had a more risqué design than the GTO; That thing was such a featureless bean.

Those 14” Pinto Rally’s are dope.

Compared to the 390 FE engine in the original Bullitt, this thing is an F-18 Hornet 

But they did Use taxi-grade plastics, so they’re super-durable.....and shiny!

10 year old mustang with over 100K on the clock? Nope. CP.

Ill just assume the inside of the engine is as grungy as the interior. Lazy people are lazy. CP

Fully analog; for drivers only!

Please; no.

Wait, you don’t consider a 1991 Buick Roadmaster “new”? Elitist scum!!!

And let’s not forget about their garish cousin; Lincoln Versailles.

Here’s a car that isn’t collectible and needs a complete restoration; it should be in the junkyard but I’ll let you buy it!

Hi Meotter96. I’m LebaronJames and I would like a Jeep Cherokee sport, 2 door, 4.0 I6, 5M 4WD. I don’t know why.

Usually a vacuum leak or a tear in the air intake tube between the MAF sensor and the engine. Would roll the dice here; NP.

In reality, that’s what I actually did, but seeing trucks with $60K stickers while out shopping was a bit disheartening

Smart ForSixtyNine in this shaggin’ Wagon; amirite?? 

I think they are one in the same