these things are super durable, beat it to a pulp and it keeps on going

This also applies to all makes/models of car and truck, and motorcycle.

Also avoid the topic of oil change intervals

Make sure you run it through the cabin filter to reduce pollen infiltration.

Immediately replacing those ugly neon green caps with these bad boyz

Yet my old man changes the oil on his 2015 mode Year car every 3000 miles because; old habits die hard, even when they are expensive and nonsensical.

But what about 23 electrode JDM plutonium fission plugs that have their own late-night infomercials? Dose put out mad lightning spark for those mixtures that are combustion resistant!

The transmission options. Go for the manual; it’s cheaper and more fun.

It is the fastest way to burn through your savings.

“...mechanically-sound Italian convertible” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

My ‘66 Charger hood not only doesn’t open far, but has a secondary hood catch shaped like a double-pronged hook, just waiting to dig into the back of your skull. Plus, it’s a 50 year old Dodge, so I’m under that hood frequently.

Alternate headline “For ‘Only’ $10,000 a Year, You Can Keep Your Mercedes Running Like New!”

Bicycles? Shavers? Damn. I was really looking forward to being able to purchase a Toyota Testarossa, which would basically be a RAV4, painted red, with some cheap plastic bits stuck to the exterior and red interior accents. Oh, and no changes to the powertrain.

You have $5,300 in cash?!?! You’re on the wrong website. Let me show you to your people.

No problem; I’ll just do a bunny-hop over the whole set of tracks. I got sweet skills!

Why don’t all car hoods open that far?

Pretty sure I’d like to see the Geo Storm done as well.

You’d be dump not to buy this

“Hold on; I think I hear someone coming on a dirt bike”

It’s like the modern day Ford Aspire!