Can you imagine this flabby orange oaf lying on top of you, sweating, arrhythmically thrusting for three minutes, until he rolls off you, inadvertently scratching you with his oversize, gold Rolex and you notice he never took his black socks off?

As an almost 30 year old woman, this baffles me as well. My greatest fear is being pregnant and I truly would be the most miserable person in the world if I had to carry a child. No thank you!

When I was 26 I was just really focused on my drinking.

she’s 26 and has adopted three children!?

“Fuck. So close.”

That’s it. Of all the stuff pointed out here, that’s the thing I think we need to keep re-iterating. The signed copy of his hands picture story is just the tip of the iceberg. He can’t help himself. He’s too easily ruffled, too easily baited.

Seriously. His insecurity is one of the things that scares me the most about him. Someone who can’t handle a mean tweet should be nowhere near nuclear weapons.

He would not harm anybody, he would not harm women or men.

The continued referring to her son as “MY son” not, “THEIR son.” ......

Every night, with a sweating uncooked chicken breast panting upon her, she prays to Whatever Gods May Exist that she finally be allowed to die.

“Because if somebody attacks him he will punch back 10 times harder.”

And we have a thick skin. I’m explaining to my ten-year-old son and he understands too. He needs to get thick skin. You know, it’s life. Life is not a bowl of cherries.”

Margaret Atwood was a fucking prophet.

...accused Johnson of “moral unfitness to practice,” which she didn’t contest.

It's kinda odd that someone finally gets in trouble for sending an unsolicited dick pic and it's a woman, huh?

This is such a wildly privileged opinion. Real people will get hurt under Trump. SCOTUS will be changed. Laws will be passed. The military will be deployed, affecting people around the globe. I get that you want a different political system but this is the one we live in. Don’t throw others under the bus in your quest…

Yeah, a great Easter miracle... for a Jewish family.

I just donated 25 to Hill after reading the comments here. Fuck sanders and his campaign. I used to (at the very least) respect him. Not anymore.

Inspired me to donate as well...

“Motherfucking bed bugs on this Motherfucking plane.”