According to an inane article on Buzzfeed that I only read because the baby keeps me up at night and I only have the mental capacity to read Buzzfeed at 2:30, Kourtney Kardashian once didn’t use one of their bathrooms for two months because she saw a spider in it. I hate that kind of behaviour. It's NOT cute! Yet…

And as we’ve seen over and over in so many woman-centric arenas—sexual assault prevention foremost among them—the impulse to protect is very different from the impulse to ensure equity, and the two things, worked out in practice, are often exactly at odds.

I want to put a catheter full of fire ants up his pee hole.

There is no such thing as a reasonable Republican.

It’s so frustrating. He’s the only one on the Republican side that I can be like “alright, fair enough” and then he says/does something so misogynistic that I’m just like “no. No. Not happening. Stop.”

Remember, kids. This is the “reasonable” one.

Republicans can talk about fiscal responsibility and small government until the cows come home, but as soon as they get in power the first thing on their chopping block is women’s health. So-called moderates and conservatives alike.

That is what’s so fucking terrifying to me :-/ He’s been SO anti-women during his governorship, but because he’s not screaming about building walls and killing people with pigs’ blood bullets he’s seen as normal.

It actually stands for G.arbage O.fthe P.eople.

My main terror with a trump election is it validates his entire vile persona as politically viable and opens the door for that sort of “douchebag populism” to become the new status quo.

Everyone being like, “Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if that Republican was president,” like, you don’t have to choose one of them! You can choose someone else! It is okay to brush off the entire Republican field, you don’t have to make choices between who is less-bad of the wholly bad lot!

PLEASE DON’T GO

I’m seriously ready to create a human chain around the White House in January 2017 so they can’t leave. Like Jesse Spano at a drilling site. #HumanChain2016

Trump might be the least worst out of them

No joke I had to wipe away some tears of joy on watching that.

Yay for GOP “moderates”!

He’s fucking terrible. Indiana (right fucking next door, Kasich!) did this kind of shit, and now they’re trying to deal with an outbreak of STDs.

Probably because of all the veiled and not so veiled attacks on her for not making a public statement.