As someone who has never watched this show, never will, and cheered when I heard it was going to end, this is the content I need.

The Trump n-word tape means nothing. I’m sure it exists. Everyone must know he’s dropped a few n-bombs in his life. But... anyone who’s stood by Trump this long isn’t going to drop him over a racial slur.

If Roma Downey didn’t throw a punch and then yell, “You just got touched by an angel bitch!” she really missed a golden opportunity.

I am a survivor of middle school sexual assault, and I can tell you with certainty that this woman is not exaggerating when she says it still seriously impacts her life to this day. There are still times when I smell the soap my rapist used (which thankfully isn’t often) and go momentarily back to that place. The only…

Heard about this and thought maybe there’s a hope he won’t be confirmed.

I’m just gonna take a wild stab at it here.  bear with me. 

That, btw, was a frightening Google search. I was apprehensive to scroll.

the Flip or Flop couple got divorced so maybe they could ask Flop

“Bow to the daddy”

Bring back the pizza sub, Subway, if you’re changing things up!

I bet it wobbles.

Chris Cuomo: “Mr. Guiliani, do you indeed wear diapers?”

I know my shit.

Appropriate name is appropriate!

What matters is regularity, not frequency.

Carrying bags of concrete on construction sites building new rape crisis centres and Planned Parenthoods.

We’ve opened it and, thank God, the world has not fallen into darkness. I was the first to put my whole head inside the sarcophagus... and here I stand before you...I am fine.

All I can think about is whether they inhaled some crazy ancient infectious pathogen that will spread over Earth at increasingly alarming speed, killing everyone in it’s path until Dwayne Johnson steps in to save us all.

So, it just dawned on me that Willow and Jaden were named after Will and Jada and now I feel totally stupid but also... mind blown. That is some weird shit right there.