I do love the word “poutrage”, although I initially thought it was some fancy French term pronounced pooh-TRAHJ that might refer to a foodstuff that looks disgusting but is in fact tasty.

Her wedding dress was quite loose.

When my daughter was inducted into National Junior Honor Society this year, I started to notice that the boys walked in alone, but the girls were all escorted by the boys. OH HELL NO! I was so irate, but I tried to set it aside for the moment, so that I could enjoy a proud moment for my daughter who had worked so…

I have questions about the order of this list.

As a recovered Catholic, I find these decrees encouraging.

I’m just more amused by the fact these two are apparantly showering together.

Like... I posed this question to a number of people and we all kind of ended up on the same answer; if the media publishes a Stormy-Daniels-received picture of the Little Don, you’re going to click it, right? We all clicked for Anthony Weiner. We’re going to click for the Trump dick pics too. And the pee tape. Who…

I mean obviously this, combined with his winning personality, is why he was able to get an attractive woman to marry hi—hahahahahaha okay I can’t, I can’t. It’s because he was rich.

My personal* strategy would be to not announce a damn thing. They sell the house, move into two different places, shuttle the kids back and forth, start hitting red carpets with new men/women. I mean, what’s the worst that can happen? Ryan Seacrest asks them where Spouse is and the Actor is like, “Oh, him/her? We…

i would love for a celebrity divorce announcement to be honest for once: “ we’re splitting up because I was fucking tired of being in xyz and i was resenting abc thing about him. This whole process sucked donkey dick and it has and will be contentious until we both do our own individual work with our respective…

It’s his yard. His castle. If it had been a gun this is exactly the sort of self-defense situation that gun ownership is supposed to provide. The duplicity on the part of white gun owners in disallowing self defense for a black gun owner is astounding.

It’s the very same people who say ‘why didn’t he just comply’ that are the first to say the ‘cops feared for their lives.’

but like, could you imagine the revelations if they did read Austen? like:

You dragged cameras around to break up with your fiancee because “it was on [you]” but you didn’t drag those cameras around when you got into contact with Lauren and worked to ensure she’d take you back BEFORE you dumped your fiancee?

I’m still questioning whether my moving into the 21st Century was a good decision or not.

I feel like male actors get to make a LOT more than 2 critically meh/financially unsuccessful movies before people start questioning whether their careers are over or ruined. Especially if that actor’s resume includes being the lead in a successful franchise and an Oscar win (among three other nominations). Jennifer…

“Nobody is going to make you exercise, not even your trainer, so don’t expect them to have some magic ability to get you motivated.”

Yes, Deadspin, that classic TV site.

Well, fuck. No spoiler alert?

I would wear tulle skirts all day.