there once was a sub sunk near nantucket

any know what those white faces with black hair way behind Queen are?

Please please do this for avocados.

My weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse would be a long crowbar: great for close encounters, don't have to worry about running out of ammo, and (nearly) all doors are open

...manbearpig?

There are 6 billion people on this planet. If each one makes a prediction about what life will be like in 50 years, at least one will be accurate.

They obviously didn't read "Blink."

yeah, this could get a 10/10 on imdb and i wouldn't go see it.

Is there some kind of maximum volume? Too loud and i won't even be able to fall asleep!

Right on the money - gave me the chills. Plus the 29 yr old deaf (no longer) girl is cute.

What does it matter - US sprinters have sucked for a long time.

Man, all i have to do is steal one Patek Phillippe and i can retire. Ima start practicin...of course, i have to find someone who actually owns one.

I'm sure mitch would agree the problem with this fan is that you can't ask it questions a fan would say "no" to.

Is it alcohol powered?

No, it's because tattoos are f*ckin stupid. They are not an expression of individuality. Most of the time, they aren't even the wearers own creation, so they are meaningless because they are someone else's artistic ability. You might as well go around wearing a framed painting around your neck, wouldn't be much…

He went through a whole lot of effort in order to not have to go through a whole lot of effort.

I know but it's been a long time since i've seen that show, wasn't he their pet? Can cats keep a cat as a pet?

Is Snarf considered a type of cat??

Because it's "Rectify" or "The Games"

"One jillion dollars!"