OK, i'd be totally scared of putting my rear anywhere near something that has the possibilty of turning into a very sharp and pointy something.

I can't even think of an AUTHORIZED medical procedure that involves sticking a needle in a guy's dick.

It looks like a metroid.

I dont get it. I could understand if we all lived in a monastery, but our society is fairly promiscuous - so what does it matter if a woman is perceived as not "playing by the rules"?

Wait a second, i can't even get ONE person to play chess with me, now i have to convince TWO?!

Oddly enough, Gamestop gives 11/28 as release date. I find that hard to believe.

It's amazing how much the pakistani language resembles swear words in english.

What?! No jokes using the words "wing" and "wang"???

It looks like there's something in Buzz's ass as well....

"spoilt" is a word dude.

wtf? you can't tell that someone is depressed based on a picture of them! are you saying that because she's not smiling?? following that logic, anybody who is smiling in a picture must not be depressed. anyway, i agree about posting a larger photo.

Oh please. Giz has no vendetta against iphones - quite the contrary actually. Isn't it more obvious that because so many people use iphones, that even when only a small percentage of users are affected, in absolute numbers it's probably quite a large number of people?

Motorola marketing to engineers: "You dumbasses, that's not what we meant when we said to make a cutting-edge device!"

Two weeks?!? Dude, i cant go two days...

So, what will she look like when she actually turns 76?

Same color, but different clothes.

It's not like he wasn't unphotogenic?? Huh? What's with the all the negatives? Anyway, did you mean that, or did you mean "WAS unphotogenic"?

I have never owned nor will ever own an Apple product, and i am sad. He was a genius.

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Really?? Cuz i try to get under girl's dresses all the time...