Honestly, the flesh & blood dancers distracted me too much to watch the robot. Yowza!

@samboa86: No, you're wrong. Look at the spring. The clothespin is on correctly - it's just pinching so much Earth that the other end is nearly touching.

@Unknown2U: Haha! yeah, him too.

Seats two people? I admire his resourcefulness and dedication to this project but i'd be very surprised if he could convice someone else to get in that thing...still it's pretty awesome.

@EBone: I thought it was David Letterman.

@ithyphallus, 13382: Goose stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken?

You think he's good in this, you should see him in Corvette Summer!

Is it wrong that i'm turned on by those jeans?

I didn't read any of this article. I just wanna know if this game has anything to do with hot girls wearing thongs??

Whew! I thought the article was entitled "how to shoot a president"

Oh c'mon! He can't possibly be the ONLY one sending drunken emails to Obama.

@TwistedLight: Ha! Nice one...it's already classic.

Weird - just the other day i was thinking "i sure wish somebody would make a buoy so i can know when the water comes to a boil"

@GoldVrod: Not really. On the t-shirt they are all "real" robots, not a human wearing a suit, so Iron Man wouldn't technically count as a robot; although i guess the Voltron lion wouldn't either since it requires a human operator. I like your idea though.

What the heck is "musk flavored candy"??

No fair! How come there's no gratuitous shots of Kat foolin' around with this like the Windows Phone?

@wobblesmith: Same here. The OS was great - the Pre was crap. But this is one of the reasons i'm considering the upcoming HP tablet - if the hardware can match this OS

As if any woman is worth that kind of effort....

I assume he means a man's brain, 'cause i don't think we'll ever understand how a woman's brain works.

It's ice cream - who wouldn't buy it from even a hideous disgusting troll?