Time spent moving more slowly than necessary in a car is time I would rather spend in the ground. You can't save life by wasting time.

Then there are all the times I found Car2Go cars parked in contact with my car in an effort by the renter to make a space big enough for a Smart where there was maybe enough room for a motorcycle when I lived in San Diego. Car sharers make shitty neighbors.

Whatever sympathy I had for Zara trying to maintain standards went right in the toilet when I saw the yoke through her nose. The braids may be synonymous with bad hygiene, but that nose-ring isn't something I want associated with any consumer products in my closet.

The assholes that are really ruining it for everyone else are the cops, both off duty and on. The off duty ones ride with the 'knuckleheads' and the on duty ones have to find other people to prosecute to satisfy the politicians that pretend to care about the public. Or maybe the worst assholes are people that think…

A google image search on Alison Rapp's name fully explains how the pedophilia accusations got traction.

If only because of the pathological lack of self-awareness displayed by some liberals.

When I sold these new in 1989, non-starting issues were so common that any owner who had one stolen via turning a faux-key in the ignition would have been adding insult to injury. On the other hand, they'd have been free of their Saab burden.

My 124 Sport Spider met its end when the lower left control arm freed itself from the crossmember and the wheel became wedged under the floor. I drove it home like that, with smoke billowing from below my feet. The engine, with racing camshafts, was very nice though.

There were two Turbo Spider 2000s in my hometown. Both were driveway ornaments by the late '80s, and both had bizarre rust blooms clear through their sheet-metal in random spots. It was very sad to see. I recall when these were introduced and tested by the automags that the automatic was quicker than the manual, such…

I also noticed when they said 'its front disc and rear drum brakes.' All 124 Spiders had the same disc rotors at all four corners from 1968 to mid 1985.

Cuba has the best healthcare system of any third-world socialist shithole with no human rights. At the moment we only aspire to being a third-world socialist shithole with no human rights, but we're moving in the right direction.

I recall people saying the Chrysler 200 was so good that you'd forget it was a Chrysler 200. How many weeks will it take for this one to turn back into the pumpkin it was always going to be?