First off, there’s a perfectly good, wide, flat, and EMPTY sidewalk next to the road - that the bicycle should be on. That would have prevented the entire situation.

Streets are for cars. Sidewalks are for people.

Now, if it came with a built-in time machine to whisk me back oh, 30 or 40 years ago when she was in her prime, and the bill included her in the bus all night......yeah, ok.

Big-fin Caddys.

Nice. Too bad it’s a 4 door. And a V6. And no manual.

Countdown until some redneck wraps a V8 Raptor around a tree (and thus makes the drivetrain prime pickings for a Bronco drivetrain swap) in 4.....3....2....1.....

If automakers and the government weren’t trying so hard to shove them down our throats, we might be mildly interested in checking them out, but when someone else is practically DEMANDING that you should have/get/use something “for your own good”, you can bet that it’s only for THEIR benefit.

Beetle.

Now, we just wait a little while until the urban “music artists” and Youtube gazillionaires wrap a few of these around a telephone pole the first time they floor it, and bam, factory performance parts from the salvage yard.

Oh, the humanity!

TMFP.

Wonder what the law is concerning new, complete steel bodies that are bolted onto existing frames that have the original VIN’s stamped into them. Since the new sheetmetal body does not have a VIN, is the original VIN from the frame considered the VIN for the (now complete) vehicle?

That guy is one good fart away from orbit.

Shorten up the wheelbase by a foot or so and it’d look good. Just don’t go all “Stubby Bob” on it.

For someone who works for an automotive website, you sure don’t seem to like cars very much. Or is it just the fact that others get to drive them, too?

Trying to get used to the idea of being a Grampa. Little guy is only a week old, and I’ve already picked up a Bronco Power Wheels to modify for him.

Many years ago, I drove a Ford Taurus as a company car. One day, after a frustrating several hours of trying to fix a stubborn machine on a service call, I basically threw my heavy-ass toolbox in the trunk of the Taurus and then slammed the trunklid shut. Got in the car, and it wouldn’t start. It would crank over just…

I’m sure it’s built to very rigorous maritime engineering standards. The minimum crew requirement is....one, I suppose. Just make sure a wave doesn’t hit it.

Streets are for cars. Sidewalks are for people.

Still waiting for any crumb or morsel of good news from Ford about my 2021 Bronco I ordered nearly a year and a half ago. So far, No News.