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That Guy
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This website is leaning so far to the left my laptop keeps tilting over.

Oh, boy! Another Bronco model that customers can order, but never actually receive! Dealers will get them, and immediately slap a 100 percent (minimum) markup on, while people who ordered them will wait....and wait...........and wait.....

Every place on the planet is hiring - nobody wants to work.

Well, that’s great.

Make the 7.3 V8 available in it and I’d be interested. I need something to drive while I wait (and wait, and........wait...... ) on my Bronco, anyway.

We just call it a cutting brake. Farm tractors have had the same thing for decades. Want a tight turn? Engage the brake on ONE rear wheel. Boom, pivot.

Fuck dealers, when are CUSTOMERS that reserved and ordered over a YEAR AND A HALF AGO going to ever get their Broncos? Or a VIN? Or at least a scheduled build date?

Patina is earned. The hard way - years and years of battling the elements, not tucked away in a garage, not sent to the scrapyard and cut up, crushed, and melted down, but surviving, and showing the evidence of a hard life.

Do not stop in the middle of the fucking highway.

MIC” - Ford says it stands for Molded In Color, but it’s actually Mostly, It’s Cardboard.

Oh, George - not the livestock!”

Odd, I thought this was considered normal behavior. 

Chrysler 300 drivers are urban residents of color.

It’s all well and good until Jake Busey shows up with a bomb strapped to himself.

More vaporware from Ford.

Huh. The windows in my ‘97 Jeep Cherokee do exactly the same thing - crank the handle just a smidgen, and the glass moves the same amount. It’s pretty amazing.

I live about 20 minutes from COTA. I’ve been to every F1 (and IMSA, and Aussie V’8s, etc) race there since it opened...except for this one. Don’t regret not attending in the LEAST.

How about we just stop buying so much shit from China (and anywhere else overseas)? If we made stuff HERE, we wouldn’t have to ship it in.

As a born and raised Texan, and Austinite since ‘77, I’ll give him props for trying. But....no. Not too many boogedy’s round here - and yeah, I get the reference.