Shenanigans.

Paul Banks? So weird to imagine him on Fox News.

That's pretty cool of you guys. Props.

Disprove? You can't disprove that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. His birth certificate was faked, much like Obama's.

What about my biannual PETA lawn barbeque? Is that an abomination?

You're telling me you really believe he's telling the truth about his age?

Nah, they know who the Beatles are. They're fucking with you.

Seriously. This is Cracked-tier "DID YOU KNOW MOVIES ARE FICTION??????????"

Respect for him for sticking to his guns.

Hope we get some b-sides from it, just so I can hear the rap game "Cuttooth."

I'm feeling a sense of growing, deep alienation from everything I thought I understood about the world.

I think the difference is that Chris Brown's music sucks.

What an incredibly boring way to view music.

My god, you are an insufferable little cvnt.

Somehow, in your brief time here, you've managed to become more punchable than people who actually talk like that, so if I were you I wouldn't get cocky.

The AV Club: Where we're completely ignorant of modern music and proud of it!

Music has the right to children.

It's the sex tape that will bring down the Sanders campaign.

Shia does "broken and hangdog" really, really well. I think if they had the right character for him he'd pull it off.

Everybody's either an MRA or an SJW.